Friday, May 29, 2015

Fight For HaShem And He Will Fight For You

My brothers. The time has come. It is time to fight for haShem and free our land of Rome's idols. Do not be afraid. Fight for haShem and he will fight for you. Stand firm and see the miracles that will come about when you smash the idols in eretz Israel.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Gaza And the Vatican

Gaza had been bombing Israel for a number of weeks. Israel had been responding with airstrikes. It was then that my friend Shem Tov came to me in Hevron and asked me I wanted to go to Gaza and put tefilin on the soldiers. Why not?


We went to the Erez crossing and there I blessed the soldiers. That day they got the order to go in and they lay waste to Gaza. Let that be a lesson to those that touch our children.


My message to Italy to the Popes to the Roman empire in general. Then next time I bless the children of Israel to go to war it will be with you. Your days are numbered you child abducting scum.


You will fall just as easily as your idols. You spelled your own downfall when you took off your mask and recognized the State of Philistines.


Now my armies reluctance is waning. Their eyes are opening and they can see who their enemy is. I am just waiting for them to cry out and when I see that they are ready I will bless them and I will send them in and what will be done to the Vatican will make Gaza look like childish practice for the main event.


GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER YOU SONS OF WHORES! AND GIVE BACK THE TEMPLE TREASURE OR FACE ANNIHILATION!

Fire in the Church of the Nativity

That day Pope Francis had conducted his idol worship in Bethlehem and the place had to be cleansed. I got the bus with the Arabs to the checkpoint. Then I crossed on foot. Then I made my way to the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem. Then I prayed for a miracle and all the padlocks of the scaffolding sprang open. I climbed up and into the Church and set fire to the grotto beneath.


Let that be a lesson to Pope Benedict and Pope Francis. Don't bring your idol worship to my country Israel. My country Israel will be free from your idols and our children will be free from your slavery. No longer will you kidnap our children. No longer will you force them to bow down to your idols.


Your idols have eyes but they cannot see. They have ears but the cannot hear. They have arms but they cannot stop me from setting them on fire and destroying them. They have legs but they cannot run away from me the destroyer who hunts them and destroys them.


Your days are numbered. You will rue the day you layed your hand on my daughter.


GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER YOU SPAWN OF THE DEVIL!

A Second Attempt

I had to be sure that this wasn't just chance and that my prayer had been answered so I gave it another shot. I got the Pope's schedule and found that he was planning his idol worship in the tomb of David my forefather.


I managed to bypass a number of layers of Israeli security posing as one of the enemy and made my way into the Dormition Abbey next door the King David's tomb. I tried to get on the roof to get a clear shot but it was crawling with Israeli snipers all protecting the idol worshipper that dared to come to my country to worship his idols.


Once more I failed to kill the Pope.


By now it was clear. Pope Benedict was the sender and Pope Francis was the emissary.


According to Jewish lay I now had a very big problem. I had entered a house of idols and I couldn't leave without destroying the idols. I found a box of crosses and set it ablaze.

Pope Francis Visit to Israel


The Jewish year was 5774. I got the news that Pope Francis was visiting Israel to conduct his idol worship. I was disappointed that the real evil behind the Roman Empire was not going to risk coming into my territory and was going to send his crony. I prayed to Name of all names and asked for confirmation of my suspicions that Pope Francis was but the emissary of Pope Benedict XVI. The sign I prayed for was this. If Pope Francis was the real power I would be able to kill him. If not I would not.


I went down to the Aragot and chose 5 smooth stones from the dry river bed. I waited for the Pope and the Western Wall and sure enough he turned up. And I was waiting for him with my slingshot and my five smooth stones. The Israeli security was tight and we were locked inside the enclosed section while Pope Francis was expertly dealt with by the Chief Rabbi of the Western Wall.


I couldn't get a line of sight. I failed to kill him at the Wall.

And so my quest began

And so there you have it. I have vowed to see the destruction of the Roman Empire in its entirety and to smash its idols and to save my daughter from a life of bowing down before pieces of rock and stone and the eating of swine.

The Evil of the Italians

The evil idol worshipping Italians gave many displays of their blatant corruption while I was earnestly searching for my daughter. They assaulted me in their courts and then got the Carabinieri to falsely claim that the CCTV was not working.


Then when the realised I would not give up in my search for my daughter they threatened me that if I did not leave the city of Trento they would lock me up in a lunatic asylum.


Trento is the city where many Jews were killed in the name of their false saint Simon of Trent. The people who inhabit that city have not changed. They are evil Catholic idol worshippers to this day who can only convert Jews by killing fathers and kidnapping their children.


Vile disgusting creatures.

The New Pope

So there I was in Rome. My righteous fury fizzling out as there was no Pope let to be angry with - or so I thought.


I waited and waited with the hope that the new Pope may prove better and do the right thing and give back the stolen treasure.


The new Pope was elected and he came out in all his pomp and drove past me in his little white go cart. Perhaps he was hoping for some sign of recognition from me. All he got was my back turned to him.

The Temple Treasure

It was then that in Prague a girl who used to work for Israeli intelligence turned up. She told me that according to Israeli intelligence the treasure stolen by the Romans from the Jewish temple remains to this day hidden under the Vatican.


Now I was double mad with Pope Benedict XVI. After his curse my daughter was abducted and he is likely harbouring stolen items from the Jewish temple. I wasted no further time and got on a train to Rome with the intention of confronting the Pope. I was burning with power from above. I felt unstoppable. I knew that the Name of all names was with me.


But he threw a curve ball I hadn't expected. When I arrived in Rome I got the news. Pope Benedict XVI had resigned.


I don't know how he knew I was on my way to destroy him. But somehow he knew. And he quit his public office.

The Rescue Attempt

After spending 3 months in Israel praying and exploring I got the news. Italy in breach of international treaties was refusing to return my abducted daughter.


I flew to Budapest got my car drove to Italy found my daughter and got her out of there. Then I was chased by German police in Czech territory and arrested and charged with international abduction of my own daughter. The Czech authorities wanted to imprison me for up to 8 years but after 4 months of crying out to the Name of all names I was released. Then by some miracle I was able to prove my innocence.

The Evil Italian Idol Worshippers.

Very soon after my grave mistake in Rome it became evident to me that the Italians had set their sights on my daughter driven crazy by her unparalleled divine beauty and I escaped to Hungary with my daughter.


From there my daughter was abducted to Italy.

Pope Benedict and his Italian Slaves

In the Jewish year of 5771 my wife and my daughter visited Rome and there it happened by chance that Pope Benedict XVI came passing by us and when he saw my daughter he reached out his hand to place it on my daughter's head. At first I objected but when I saw how offended he looked I felt sorry for him and acquiesced. May the Name of names have mercy on me and forgive me.


From that day many curses came upon me and my daughter.

Attempts to Kill me in Ukraine

It was not long after her birth that the evil elements in this world were driven crazy by the divine beauty of my daughter. Before long attempts on my life began to mount becoming ever more severe until one day one Ukrainian emptied a clip from a machine gun in my direction. To his dismay not a single bullet hit me.


The mother of my child begged me to take her and my daughter away and so we fled from Ukraine to Italy.

My First Child. A beautiful daughter.

I was a simple Jewish boy when I was young. I travelled the world. I helped people to understand the vanity of worshipping idols through words and my good conduct. I forgave all people unconditionally. No matter how evil people were with me I only paid them back with acts of kindness.


One day I was travelling in Ukraine and I prayed to the Name of all names and asked him to give me a good wife. And that very day I miraculously found the most wonderful woman in the whole world whose very name signified that was a precious gift from the Name of all names.


In Crimea we conceived the child whose birth would spell the destruction of the Roman empire and all its filthy idols.


On the 9th Nisan 5770 my daughter was born (just over 5 years ago at the time of writing). And she was divinely beautiful. When I saw her I understood for the first time in my life the meaning of the word love. Every experience of love I had had prior faded into a mere illusion compared with the feelings stirred within me that day. I knew that then that for my daughter I would do anything. There are no bounds to what I would go through to save her from the hands of evil.


I placed my two hands on her head and blessed her unlimited blessings. And to her mother I said "If for the beauty of Helen of Troy Troy was destroyed then for the beauty of my daughter the whole world will be destroyed."

Let Me Introduce Myself

My name is Yaakov Ben Yitzhak. I was born on the 15 of Tevet in the Jewish year 5737 (just over 38 years ago at the time of writing).


In this blog I will announce to the world my exploits which have the goal of smashing all the world's idols, especially those in Israel, and crushing the Roman empire, especially its hold on Israel.


But before we go into that allow me to tell you the story of how I started this quest.